Got super-healthy procession-point ergonomic violin - free of the irksome to serious medical problems typically associated with the modern (post-medieval) shoulder-stance convention? Yes, thank goodness, now you do, and not a moment too soon.

Welcome to the modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada ergonomic violin dance party!!!, celebrating the 150th birthday, music, life and times of the famously modern composer, Erik Satie (1866-1925), among other artistically arcane subjects. That's correct. It's not just any dance party, it's a modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada ergonomic violin dance party!!! And YOU'RE invited! Yay! Lucky you!

But what does all this convoluted Blarney actually mean? Great question. Thank you for asking!

"Zumba" for violin? Close if not essentially correct. Introducing the SUPER-HEALTHY ironically conservatively old-fashioned (medieval) way for medically well apprised folks (with or without any semblance of a "disability") to have FUN playing the violin: By procession-point, this violinist's own reinvention of an ancient and venerable technique for playing any viol-like instrument from a truly stable platform.

Forget about art for art's sake. What did art ever do for you? (Nothing! That's what.) So how about great health for health's sake? Violin as pricelessly beneficial exercise for mind and body (and so forth)...doesn't that sound like fun? You betcha.

Modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada Ergonomic Violin Dance Party!!! is exclamatively available as a cheery, hour-plus downloadable album (see "music") featuring the artist's super-healthy procession-point ergonomic violin, viola, cello, blockflöte, zu zitter carzay, unaccompanied as well as multi-tracked with talented friends and associates in a pleasing variety of styles with a special emphasis on a number of groundbreaking works by the famously modern French composer, Erik Satie: Gnossienne One through Six, Gymnopedies One, Two and Three, and Pièces froides, Airs à faire fuir. Alternatively yet similarly exclamatively, Modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada Ergonomic Violin Dance Party!!! is available as an extensive "burrito grande" data disk multimedia portfolio that includes the entire album plus over an hour of additional violin recordings, informative videos, a hi-def gallery of imaginative drawings and paintings, educational texts and creative literature.

So whether or not you're a neurotypical fan of Erik Satie, Charles Babbage, Pablo Picasso, modern interpretive dance, swing, Latin, dub-step and suminagashi, this eclectic collection delivers ergonomically actualized melodies intimately recorded and multi-tracked using only the most advanced techniques by the standards of the 1920s, and the finest audio equipment ever distributed by Radio Shack (a Tandy Corporation.)

"Your rendition of Gymnopedies No. 1 made my two Lhasa Apsos, Dalai and Lama dash from the room. But they came right back. Overall, I think they liked it." - Susan, PHD in cognitive psychology (100% authentic testimonials. - DWM)

For more recordings and informative videos visit DWM at Youtube or Patreon:
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjB-TDoEXHI59cWk-VHcENQ

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