In short: Over 80 minutes of eclectic, family-friendly acoustic music featuring ergonomic violin, viola, cello, woodwinds, vocals and harmonies by David W. Montague together with a variety of talented guest artists as noted.

In long: Got super-healthy procession-point ergonomic violin - free of the irksome to serious medical problems typically associated with the modern (post-medieval) shoulder-stance convention? Yes, thank goodness, now you do, and not a moment too soon.

Welcome to the modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada ergonomic violin dance party!!!, celebrating the famously modern composer, Erik Satie (1866-1925):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDWCah1ZPM

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...among other fine composers and arcane subjects.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM9kQert5gI

That's correct. It's not just any dance party, it's a modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada ergonomic violin dance party!!! And YOU'RE invited! Yay! Lucky you!

Moreover and being of sound mind and body, I'm not a big fan of relentlessly projecting sound directly into my left ear from only inches away, a practice that is (according to much research) a curiously lopsided recipe for self-induced hearing impairment/nerve damage:
www.etymotic.com/media/publications/erl-0022-1991.pdf

Huh? What did you say?

“Objection, evasion, joyous distrust, and love of irony are signs of health; everything absolute belongs to pathology.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche, from his book, Happiness is a Warm Puppy

Would you like to play a violin with your toes? You would? Then good for you! So just to put things into an even less pedantic perspective, here is a video featuring an obscure 19th century daguerreotype of a man PLAYING THE VIOLIN WITH HIS TOES (the information section of the video may explain much): www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAXqszfwLNQ

But what does all this convoluted Blarney actually mean? Great question. Thank you for asking!

"Zumba" for violin? Close if not essentially correct. Introducing the SUPER-HEALTHY ironically conservatively old-fashioned (medieval) way for medically well apprised folks (with or without any existing physical "disability") to have FUN playing the violin: By procession-point, this violinist's own marsupial reinvention of an ancient and venerable technique for playing any viol-like instrument from a truly stable platform.

Forget about art for art's sake. What did art ever do for you? (Nothing! That's what.) So how about great health for health's sake? Violin as pricelessly beneficial exercise for mind and body (and so forth.) Doesn't that sound like fun? You betcha.

Alternatively and more expansively, Modern interpretive swing Spanish dub-step Dada Ergonomic Violin Dance Party!!! is available as an extensive "burrito grande" data disk multimedia portfolio (see "merch") that includes the entire album plus 90 minutes of additional violin recordings, informative videos, a hi-def gallery of imaginative drawings and paintings, educational texts, poetry and prose.

So whether or not you're a neurotypical fan of Erik Satie, Charles Babbage, Pablo Picasso, modern interpretive dance, swing, Latin, dub-step and suminagashi, this collection delivers ergonomically actualized melodies intimately recorded and multi-tracked using only the most advanced techniques by the standards of the 1920s, and the finest audio equipment ever distributed by Radio Shack (a Tandy Corporation).

"Your rendition of Gymnopedies No. 1 made my two Lhasa Apsos, Dalai and Lama dash from the room. But they came right back. Overall, I think they liked it." - Susan, PHD in cognitive psychology (100% authentic testimonials. -DWM)

c DWM, countryboymakingitinthebigcity productions

"The artists of our day are becoming businessmen and think like attorneys."
-Erik Satie

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